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The Perils of Heavy Thinking
$15.97
Meet the man Dave Barry called “My idol.” No, really! Have you ever wondered what it was like to watch one of your children run for President? Do you, or someone you love, suffer from an addiction to donuts? Has an inept plumber ever escalated matters from bad to worse at your home? Do you…
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     If you answered Yes, No, or Maybe to any of these questions, this is the book for you. This collection of hilarious short stories and essays will take you on a wild ride from medical mishaps, to failing fishermen, GPS goofballs, and painful politicians. Along the way you’ll meet people who talk too much, think too much, and eat too many deep-fried, sugar-coated pastries.
Pull up a comfortable chair and learn the secrets of mediocrity from the Master of Laziness and Procrastination. He’ll teach you how not to skin a skunk, why Classic is better than old, and who to blame when items around your home come up missing. Meet Rachel Crofton, creator of the revolutionary new diet, The Food Triangle. Get in on the secrets of how to properly select and care for peeves as pets. Discover what you should expect your teenage daughter to learn in Driver’s Ed, and how to cope with pressure of a mother in-law named Cruella.
This book may not cure all the world’s problems, but it is guaranteed to provide hours of stress-free entertainment and laugh out loud moments. Even the most irritable funny bones will be tickled with delight.
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